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Walking with Orbison part three
The leaves finally changed. This was actually at the Arboretum in Houston but I felt like it set the mood of this walk with Orbison. It also finally rained. It’s been raining all week. Orbison hates showers. He acts like I’m trying to stick him in a boiling cauldron and maneuvers himself so forcefully into the crevasse of the wall. But…
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I want to be a Redneck
Hear me out. I just spent five days in Deer Park, MD and it was glorious. You know when you go home for the holidays and after the forced interactions with distant relatives or worse, your mom’s friends, you feel more exhausted then when you got there? That is what I was trying to avoid.…
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International quote wall and horsemaning
My walls are naked. I don’t like clutter and I don’t even want to consider thinking about being here long, but my walls shouldn’t suffer because I hate having stuff. George Carlin puts it best. “Actually this is just a place for my stuff, ya know? That’s all, a little place for my stuff. That’s…
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Walking with Orbison part two
I reached the end of the street. It curved and I saw a lonely blue house on the tiny block that was made by the curve. It was the only house on that block and there was a field surrounding it. I got to see how alone and out of place it looked when I…
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Walking with Orbison part one
When was the last time you watched someone imagine things? I mean really see things that are truly not there and not be on their way to the crazy farm or LSD heaven. I watched this kid, probably not more than 9-years-old, put a plant pot over his head. It was tall and black with…
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How much do you love your iPhone and where did you get that case?
The day I got my iPhone my life changed. This may seem far-fetched, exaggerated and untrue. But I assure you I am not dramatizing in the slightest. When I try to think about the times before I had an iPhone it just makes me sad. My phone makes me smarter, on time, more efficient, a…
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Why I am so obssessed with Kim Kardashian and Bradley Cooper
Whether you realize it or not, you care about what’s hot. Just like Disney taught us to believe in prince charming and being best friends with a monkey is completely normal, we’ve been taught what is generally attractive. I’m not writing this to point out how the media has been brain-washing us and that is…