Tag: lists
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7 Irrational fears I have while riding the metro
1) If I stand too close to the rails, someone might push me in and I’ll die. 2) Someone will fart on me as I’m going up the stairs. 3) That someone will steal my I Read button. 4) I’ll get some incurable disease from touching the holding poles. 5) That my hair will get […]
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Things to do while on hold with Continental Airlines
1) Notice the design of your couch. I’d never really looked at my couch. Well it’s my parent’s couch and I’m “borrowing” it until I can afford a grown-up apartment. But look at it. What was this guy thinking? Seafoam green, royal blue and maroon? I think I’ve gone blind from staring at it so […]
Jessica Puente 