So is anyone else being forced to recognize their obsessive behavior because of the new iMessages?
What creeper suggested this feature?
It’s bad enough I have random and irrational anxiety over whether people dislike me or not. Now I can watch myself be rejected in real time!
Read 11:00 GIVE UP AT THIS
Thank God I don’t have Siri or my phone would also vocally mock me.
There are just waaaaay too many situations in which being able to see people writing a response is excruciating.
There’s that really gorgeous boy who is just too cool to even consider thinking about features on an iPhone. How un-minimalistic.
Or when you miss a call from your mom and she texts:
Are you itchy? Your cousin got bit by a dog and didn't tell anyone.
What the frick is going on mom?!
And then you just see those three little bastards.
And not just the abuse but what about when I send a message. I don’t need you to know I opened and closed that text six times before I finally decided what to write.
Hello, my name is Jessica and I am a victim of first world problems.
I’m considering demolishing the iMessage.
I will begin by banning them from my phone. Will you join me?
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